Spuds are shit, getting turned over by Newcastle everywhere, and the gleen from whatever disney cup they targetted this season has started to taint already.

A huge clearout is coming in the summer, and sack fulls of cash are going to be offered for unsuitable and/or incapable candidates in the mould of Bent. The will he / wont he berbatov saga will infuriated spuds fans and bore everyone else. He will remain though, because none of the big boys want him and he likes the idea of not fighting for his place. Bent will be sold, and emulating Defoe, will be an immediate success at whoever is willing to pay anything for him, the mark down described as wear and tear by comolli, desperate to prove his own usefulness.

The future looms dark, and I predict a summer frenzy of confidence and bravado based on a good pre-season against limited ability sides followed sharply by a huge dip in form and confidence. A mid table showing at the end of the season matches barely a dent in any competition entered.

During a press conference King assures fans his injury problems are all behind him not long before another knock leaves him fighting for treatment bench room with Woodgate. A makeshift defence for most of the season is blamed for spuds poor showing.

Robinson quits the game to run a burger van, however, soon finds himself in insolvency due to his tendency to either drop burgers he’s trying to flip or eat the inventory.

Yep, business as usual for the spuds.

clearly BOLLOCKS!! lol

Juande Ramos will hand Manchester United a cool £30 million for four Red Devils said to be heading out of Old Trafford: Michael Carrick, highly rated young goalkeeper Ben Foster, Louis Saha and Mikael Silvestre.

Spurs will finance the £30million by offloading a number of players themselves. The story goes that Arsenal will to pick up Paul Robinson [what??], while Newcastle United will sign Darren Bent, Michael Dawson and Hossan Ghaly.

…..Ramos is planning a mass clear-out in the summer that will see Aaron Lennon, Pascal Chimbonda, Robinson, Young Pyo-Lee and Teemu Tainio on their way out of the Lane.

Source: http://goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=642772

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