Kaboul should go - I can’t see the potential ever being realised, perhaps on the continent, but not here.

In other news, we really seem to be after Tiago. Does anybody know if he’ll be worth it?

Also - had we won would not Robbo be hailed as a hero with his penalty save? I feel sorry for him…

Chimbonda
Lee YP
Robinson
Cerny
Gardner
Ghaly
Stalteri
Assou-Ekotto
Gilberto
Kaboul
Prince
Bent

However, I would really like to see Lennon stays as well as Bale. I like the thought of 2 players flying down the flanks.

*Dimi - The most skillful player we’ve had at the Lane for years, please, please, please stay!!!!!
*Keano - Turning into Mr Tottenham!
*Bale - The only bright spark of the first few torrid months of the season. Potential to be world class.
*Ledley - What we’d give for him to be Fit!
*Woody - Other than Bale, signing of the season.
*Hutton - Looks the real deal, plus he’s a right back who doesn’t sulk, bonus!!
*JJ - Massive improvement under Pedro Nicholson, just needs to look after the ball better.
*Tank - Always been a massive fan of his, never going to be small, but f*** me can he ping a ball!
*Steed - Massively under-rated one of my players of the year.
*Taarabt - Skillful as ya like, definately one for the future.

Wouldn’t lose sleep over

*Robbo - Close call to being deadwood, Must have the best 3 months of his career if he’s guna stay.
*Lennon - So much potential, if only he could use his Left foot… or cross… or shoot…
*Daws - My player of the season last year, just scary how poor he is without Ledley beside him.
*Teemu - Great squad player, not sure if that’l be enough to keep him though.
*Titus Kaboul - At one stage this season he had me begging for us to bring back Gary Doc things got so bad! But if he’s the U21 skipper of France though, he ca’t be that bad surely…….?
*Rocha - Couldn’t give a monkeys to be fair!
*Gunter - Will he a get a chance to impress now we have Hutton?
*Didier - Never been his biggest fan, brilliant defensively but his atrocious distribution makes it impossible to see him in our first team next year.
*O’Hara - Massively impressed with him, his huge disapointment not to be in the cup final squad brought a tear to my eye! Another squad player.
*Gilberto - Not seen enough of him yet, probabally our best cover for Bale.

DEADWOOD!!

*Stalteri - Officially the worst full back I have ever seen at any level, absolute garbage!!
*Chimbomba - Good fullback but shocking attitude. His showing at the cup final was the final straw! F*** off you ungrateful c***!
*Bent - Ent that bad surely, but never going to challenge Dracula for a starting berth, which ent enough for £16.5m.
*Lee - A left back who has never once used his left foot, runs Stalteri close to worst fullback in England.
*Gardner - Always got my head in my hands whenver he’s near the ball, good luck Moyes!
*Cerny - Proved he ent good enough for the premier league
*Prince Kev - Got to be honest, looks pants!
*Assou Ekoto - The new sicknote!

Dispensible:
Jenas shows some real passion at times he needed for now, but could be replaced
Malbranque – Works hard, but consitently not good enough to compete in mid field at the top of the table.
Boateng – seems more concerned about his appearance than the team.
DZ — holds a place until we get someone better (who can score and keepm their composure)
Kaboul –has potential but Ramos can buy someone better.
Lennon, sad to see him go, he is a delight to watch when he’s in possession, but he falls over too much…last touch is often desperate.
Dawson – never impressed me. handy as back up…but not good enough for first 11.
Gilberto – hard to tell yet…think it would be fair to review his case next winter. He seems to have some wisdom and power.
Gunter – ditto, but seems too inexperienced in top level play to play with confidence.
Alnwick, would make a good back up keeper. When Robbo and Cerny leave.

Adios:
Danien Camolli, please leave! Although he signed Dimitar, Bale and Alnwick. He seems like a prick and has stuck us with Bent, Benoit Assou-Ekottu Ricardo Rocha, Hossam Ghaly, and Adel Tarbuck

Robbo, like him and sad to see him go, but he’s not well rounded enough. Poor positioning on set pieces, panics when opposition get possession in the box.
Lee – He has speed and can position him self well, but is too small in and beatable in the back line and can’t use both feet or cross effectively.

Stalteri – Has gone down hill, and looked pathetic when he started against Sunderland in January. Take off, aye, hoser.

Not exactly untouchable, but would shed a tear if they left:

Lennon - I get really exciting every time he gets teh ball. Problem is, i tend to get enormously disappointed every time he’s in the last 3rd of the pitch…
JJ - loving his work recently, and he’s even started banging some in - needs more for an attacking midfielder tho’ to move into ‘untouchable’
Hutton - Early impressions extremely favourable.
Robbo - recognise that he’s not on his best form, unconvinced it will return, but would definitely shed a tear if he left - he’s been such a great servant, and one of the few with the cockrel in his heart as well as on his chest.
O’Hara - I love this guy, but too soon to tell.
Steeeeeeeve - Best chant in the premiership - not the best left sided midfielder tho…

Wouldn’t Lose Any Sleep:

Teemu
Tarbuck
Gunter
Dawson
Gilberto
Rocha
Zokora - he does a reasonable job of whatever’s asked of him.

Dust:
Lee - just not good enough
Stalteri
Ghaly - get rid immediately
Sergei Bent - doesn’t fit
Gardner - baggage
Chimbondage - excellent player, really impressed with his play, can’t get over his ‘it’s all about the money’ comment - gotta go (hopefully on the dole)
Cerny - not good enough as a number 2, let alone as a number 1.

Wouldn’t Lose Any Sleep

Huddlestone
Teemu anderton
JJ
Tarbuck
O hara
hutton - Must see more to judge
Gunter - Needs more time
Dawson
Gilberto - Needs time
Rocha

Dust
lee ( just not rated by anyone)
salty (will be good for my nerves)
ghaly ( is still here?)
Sergei Bent ( Just not gonna work out)
Gardner ( Must go and fast)
Zokora ( There is no point to this guy)

Honestly I really wouldn’t lose any sleep. It doesn’t matter who you bring to the lane you’ve easily got yourself a top four finish with the quality you have already. I’d go one further and say you’ll have it won by next April. What with Darren Bent, Woodface!! and the boys. And the reason you truly are a great club. And winning the milk cup has proved this. You are amazing every last one of you. And I just want to say you were so unlucky when the heroic Jenus missed his pen. So next year League and FA cup double, year after Champions League too. And then you can get back to being the biggest club in the world and not just Arsenals embarrassing rivals with the most full of themselves fans in the country.