You’re a fucking twat.
And you’re gunna win fuck all you stupid gooner cunt !!!!!
hahaha.

You’re a cunt!

And when their old man says be an Arsenal fan, they”ll know what to say.

As the song goes:

Fuck off! bollocks! your a cunt!

All together now!

I wish it were so, no, I’m afraid my education spans to just a single o’level in maths, and that achieved on a grade C.

No doctors / single coal cardinality / candle for heating / paying for half a lager with a cheque stories here, no overly used actually / evidently statements from my end.

My wonderful career even has passages of time spent on the aforementioned k-clunk-shhh-plunk machine, I certainly dont have a them and us outlook beyond the fact that once I was a them and now I am an us.

Thanks sally for evidence of the first organic spell checker, I personally condone the idea.

History shows that manufacturing, once the main stay of industrial britain, defining the growth of cities like manchester and birmingham, now, capitalism dictates that children work in sweatshops in the second and third worlds, a child born of industrialisation.

The same could be said of call centres. I’m fear your organic spell checker idea will eventually be used by callous industrialist to exploit the poverty of the less fortunate.

I think I’ll just learn to spell, why should the children suffer.

“Oi Oi is a cunt and the scum are gonna win fuck all.”

See what I mean? It makes me laugh every time. In fact the more you write it the better it gets.

Repetition is comedy - interesting philosophy

Worked for the Fast Show - one of the most popular sketch shows in British history and was based on constant repetition of the same jokes. Maybe you just have a crap sense of humour - after all you are a Gooner so your taste is obviously in question straight away.

I love the fact that you must know your on a hiding to nothing here but still carry on trying to act the ‘Big Man’. Kudos to you for that maybe its because your a brave man but mostly likely because, like the chicken, you’ve had your head cut off but are too stupid to realise your dead.

I take it your occupation is somewhere between big game hunter and international man of mystery.

Oh, and it’s ‘induced’ and ’spontaneous’ mate. Not that spelling is that important on an informal thread like this one but you seem like a picky guy.

I note you haven’t come up with my quote about defoe missing every chance.

in short, you were lying.

One assumes you have a very mundane job, perhaps on the k-clunk-shhh-plunk machine at the local factory.

All your workmates sit around with dreary, tired expressions while you walk around with the cheesiest grin the world has known. Passing the day must be an honour to someone of your affliction, I dont imagine most of your workmates quite agree with your belly aching laughter each day as that hilarious k-clunk-shhh-plunk machine delivers yet another coil / spring / bearing and you once again get the joke and emit a new torrent of tear enduced stiffles why still maintain the ability to concentrate on the stop button in case of emergency.

It must be a blessing to see such hilarity in tasks most people would find dull.

The tea breaks must be a busy time too, the jokers in the pack never needing new material when you’re around, any chance they get they deliver that same old knock knock / mother in law / witty retort and you burst into spontanious laughter.

I imagine a goldfish would have a similar outlook, never boring itself with a bowl that takes longer than 3 seconds to swim around.

I envy you oog.

You find where I said defoe fluffed every chance he ever had, and I will discuss it with you. ‘I never said them things’! You remind me of a rabid fruitbat ingesting the droppings of a small garpike. err…

What I might have said was something along the lines that as a substitute (and he was never going to displace keane or berbatov) he didn’t get into his stride quickly enough and would miss too many chances. I’m 99.9% certain that I said he would do well at Portsmouth because he would be first choice there, and that’s what he needed, and so it has proved. I doubt his scoring record would be so impressive if redknapp played… defoe on the wing.

It was a silly thing to say, and I like to bring it up because it amuses me. Repetition is comedy. Its my opinion you spout nonsense, and… defoe on the wing… sums that up. Its true I can’t prove he wouldn’t be any good there, but only because no manager ever thinks he should play there. Thats why we never get to see… defoe on the wing.

Thanks for the tip on how to construct a measured, well thought out post though. From the man who offered up the cool logic of “bitter retarded incurable bed wetting”… “cunts”!