Comments on: Satin, smooth as silk

By: The Bagel

The Bagel — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:09:55 +0000

Diego Bent. Just looking at the alternatives. I’ll post them in an hour or two.

The Bagel.

By: Ali the Yid

Ali the Yid — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:07:16 +0000

Maradona’s fat bum wouldn’t pass the Ramos slim test. But Daniel “Diego” Levy may still buy him as long as he can dump D. Bent

By: The Bagel

The Bagel — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:41:05 +0000

Ali, what an excellent list of Diegos and Daniels; very impressed. Do you reckon we could coax Maradona out of reitrement and just play him as an impact sub for the last 30 seconds of each game? The other option is to get all of our others players to change their names by deed pole. I rather like the sound of Diego Keane.

The Bagel.

By: John Swaine

John Swaine — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:07:25 +0000

Quick Daniel, get Comolli into the Spurs-copter right away and over to Barcelona, havenâ€™t you heard? Kameni is average and in no demand whatsoever.

I lol’d so hard!

By: Wilson

Wilson — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:29:34 +0000

Why the bloody hell is it Catagory A for the barcode game??

By: Dude

Dude — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:50:38 +0000

Dont get a good feeling from this carlos catch a ball kameni chap. looking forward to the game against the skunks, now theres a team i love to hate.

By: Ali the Yid

Ali the Yid — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:33:02 +0000

And I forgot John Duncan.

By: Ali the Yid

Ali the Yid — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:31:27 +0000

Any thoughts on this assortment of Daniels and Diegos and other rumoured summer signings from La Liga?

– Daniel Alves, Sevilla
– Daniel Jarque, Espanyol
– Diego Capel, Sevilla
– Diego Milito, Real Zaragoza
– Diego Lopez, Villarreal
– David Villa, Valencia
– Esteban Granero, Real Madrid
– Christian Poulsen, Sevilla
– Cata Diaz, Getafe
– Luis Fabiano, Sevilla

And from elsewhere:
– Scott Loach, Watford
– Sulley Muntari, Portsmouth
– David Bentley, Blackburn
– Tiago Mendes, Juventus
– Lucio Bayern, Munich
– Andrea Dossena, Udinese

I would personally like to see a few more Scots in the mix. Hutton has been great and he joins long line of hardy Scottish Spurs: Bill Brown, Dave Mackay, Alan Gilzean, Steve Archibald, Richard Gough, Gordon Durie, Neil McNab (I know I missed a few)…Whoâ€™s next Allan McGregor? We’ll need a goalie if Robbo goes to Aston Villa and “Charlie” from Cameroon doesn’t come through?

By: Adie

Adie — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:49:35 +0000

Catwoman Arsene is a deeply scary image

By: Ali the Yid

Ali the Yid — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 15:48:32 +0000

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