I’m certain that “investment banker” is a piece of modern rhyming slang for something or other. Whether it is or not, all I can say about you is this:

“The long winter evenings must just fly by”

COYS

Interesting info however… It does not mean Spurs selling players.

I should have thought that Berbatov will do what ever he wants to do at the end of the season, and Bent is almost certainly in the shop window.

It could possibly be the fact that waste spills out of your main orifice.

I dont feel I am homophobic, it’s just not my thing, but why do you visualise me as some kind of phallic object of desire ?

As for Lewis, considering his investment was made in november last year, and is worthless now, no major league investor can lose that kind of money without ramifications, expect changes to be made and money to be realised from assets whereever they can be, that means spuds selling players.

With Bear Stearns being bought out by JP Morgan over the weekend for a fraction of their value, it looks like the american version Northern Rock scaled to standard american supersize. Essentially, the bank was bankrupt and unable to service it’s commitments.

What does this mean for spuds fans ?

The major shareholder is one Joseph C. Lewis, and his holdings in Bear Stearns have dropped from being worth £860M to being worth £23M ($170 -> $2).

As an investor, how does this affect him ?

It’s fair to say he wont be on the bread line, but investors need cash and losing $800 as well as being exposed to the weak dollar and being in the front line with regards to subprime loses, he may well contemplate using his other investment to shore up his exposure, ie, enic.

One wonders if the appearance of Darren Bent was to place him in the shop window, or is he being primed for Berbatov’s replacement. Will Berbatov wait another year for possible champions league football ? Will the end of season investment in playing staff be as generous in the past.