According to WHS you can find “Solstice” in your family. Would that be the summer or winter variety?

Maybe he lives near Stone Henge? (or a 3 ft model of it)

Maybe dipsy is a more apt name for this one after all

I too will enjoy my weekend, my free time is the thing I value the most, but maybe thats where the communication failure occured.

All I said was that money affected your life most, that’s all, cos without it, we have no heat / food / drink or comfort, I certainly didn’t say that money was the most important thing in life:

The Mighty Arsenal, greatest team in the world, on target to smash the mancs back home.

I, like yourself use a myriad of pc’s & laptops, however I don’t need to log on as different names for each machine. I don’t, all that money & shit for brains

By the way, don’t flatter yourself with any sad references of dreamt up liasions with my darling Mrs YotN, she’s as much a Yiddo as I am, so she wouldn’t sully herself with any nomad scum. Have a good weekend, enjoy your banger & mash. I’ll be enjoying the weekend with my family, the thing I value the most

My digs are at you and that pathetic team you support, all insults thrown under the umbrella of banter, no insult meant at all to your family - except the wife - but she really does like the milkman !

The reason for the multitude of names, is the number of pc’s I use - one at home - the missus’s laptop - several work pc’s (they keep moving me).

I’ll have to get out the album now, ahh, the film, Lesley Ash.

Now I’m gonna tell my boss to shove the franking machine right up his arse, that’ll learn ‘im !

Why all the different names?

Too much listening to Quadrophenia by the Who? It is a great album but you seem to be taking it too seriously.

In response to your eulogy to money I couldn’t disagree more. I have 2 small boys. A 3yr old and and 7 week old baby. My 3 year old has some health problems. Sadly, there is no cure. No matter how much money I have, I am unable to change this. Believe me, I wish I could just go and pay for him to be OK and to take away the crushing stress and worry that it puts on me, my wife and the family but money cannot do that for me. We have to hope that with the love of his family he will have a happy and fulfilling life.

So, the thing that affects me most in my life is my children, their health and their happiness, and that is something that money cannot buy.

Enjoy your “fakin magnificent” bundles of cash but remember that it’s uses are limited.

Oh, and thanks for the literary advice. I’ll stick to “Where going on a bear hunt”. Much more fun for me and the boys.

Yotn - you are very astute, that is indeed the case - the city of London does have a humour by-pass, that laughter you hear from pubs all down bishopsgate is in fact the tedious cackle of hopeful underlings, all finding the bosss’ anecdotes hilarious despite the 12th hearing.

These desperate pleas for butt kissing rites are, of course, standard fare for promotion in these circles.

If only being a milkman paid so well, I’d be shagging your wife right now while balancing the laptop on her pert, yet spotty, behind.

I didn’t for one moment state that investment banker was indeed rhyming slang, I merely posed the question. You’ll find it’s called humour, but perhaps investment bankers aren’t equipped with a sense of humour?

I am amazed that you have managed to find a new type of barter system that allows you to get by without money - could you share your secret with us all ?

My command of the english language is poor - I wouldn’t claim otherwise, my knowledge of how money makes the world go round is pretty good though.

All I was doing was pointing out the various differing conditions between the standings of the 2 clubs, yours being pretty shite in comparison.

Fiunally, I didn’t realise that investment banker was some sort of slang, I have heard though, that merchant banker is used as an insult, perhaps you are mistaken ?

Investment Banker… Is that rhyming slang? If so, it certainly suits you