Remember Worthington.

Pessimest, good one. Smart, as always.

COYS

Better that MJ smokes crack rather than smoking young boys like the perv in charge of your lot!

Jol and Defoe. This club ain’t big enough for the two of ‘em.

If Jol leaves, Defoe will stay. If Jol stays, Defoe will leave. It doesn’t matter how much Defoe loves this club, if he starts feeling frozen out it’s not worth wasting his career for purely sentimental reasons. It’s a shame that it’s come to this, but I think we all knew there would eventually be a problem somewhere down the line as soon as we prised Bent away from the clingy Charlton board (by applying considerable amounts of dosh).

At the time we were all too excited about having ‘the best front four on paper’ but the novelty’s worn off now, things haven’t gone to plan and someone’s got to give.