COYS!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never turn Spurs into a top four side
But I spent oh so many nights thinking how Stalteri did me wrong
Perhaps I’m wrong but I’ll just have to carry on

And we’ll be back, into fifth place
Wait till the transfer window, sign another waste of space
I should have sold Paul Robinson, I should have dropped him from the team
If I had known for just one second he’d concede more than Derby

Go on now go – Bent, there’s the door
Just turn around now ’cause you don’t score goals anymore
Weren’t you the one who cost more than Thierry Henry?
I knew you’d crumble, I’d rather have Emile Hes-key.

But I, I will survive
Oh, if we just win the next six games I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got Tainio who is crap and Huddlestone who’s just fat
But I’ll survive, I will survive

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying hard to mend Defoe’s relationship with his little tart
And I spent oh so many nights trying on John Barnes’s tights
And oh I’ve cried, I want the Spurs job till I die!

And you see Keane, he hates me too
I subbed him off when we were winning then we went and fuckin’ drew!
And now I’m scratching my big chin, should I just sell Ledley King?
If I’m gonna save my skin I’ll need some Labour party spin

Oh yes I, I will survive
Levy wants the Special One because he’s got more drive
Or that bloke who’s at Seville, just the thought it makes me ill
Hang on what’s that? You say my pay off is four mill??

Go on now go, I’m out the door
Don’t need you nasty dirty scum fans any more
Tottenham have no class, so stick your job right up your arse
And I’ll survive, yes I’ll surviiiiiiiiiiiiive

COYS!

Of course it’s risky business, but I mean, come on, we’re better in knock-out situations than in long-drawn-out league situations which we could potentially screw up on the very last day anyway… right?

Doesn’t get us into Champions League (just yet), but at least it’ll keep us in Europe.

Pretty much sums up our season thusfar, Toby.

A win tonight won’t do much unless we dish out a serious beating, but it would be a start.

Ah well, COYS.

Irrespective of whether Jol offered himself around first. If that was the case, then why give him £40 million to spend? If the board were already convinced he wasn’t ‘up to it’, then why spend £40 million?
All of this does not make us an attractive proposition to play for, for future purchases and contract renewals. Interestingly, it has driven expectations, and our share price down, which makes it a (marginally) better time to launch a takeover bid - and I’m convinced this will happen sooner, rather than later. Whether it’s a good thing is another matter.

So, all of that said, where do your excpectations for this season now lie??

Or, did we get a good point against Bolton - may even have deserved more - after a good UEFA cup win, and with more players fit again…are things actually starting to look up?

Sorry, that was almost as long as a new Beef Bagel, only duller.

‘Jol wants to quit’

‘Jol doesn’t want to quit’

‘Levy seeking new manager desperatly’

‘Levy happy with Jol’

‘…Ah make it up yourself’

Is Jol no good or just not good enough for the mighty Spurs? Possibly the latter but Daniel and Damien probably made their mind up ages ago, as has been pointed out…