No way Jose?

I was already to have a nice half hour snooze when LB got out of bed this morning but even my sleepy ears could pick up the words “Mourinho” and “resigned” from the lips of the dreary, breakfast TV presenters through the wall and in the next room. Suffice to say I was on my feet in seconds.

There’s little I can say on the matter that our respected, Beef Bagel community hasn’t already apart from adding, ‘Bloody Hell!’. Perhaps I should have but I certainly didn’t see that one coming. When you look at it the signs were there but then hindsight is such an easy thing for fans and journalists alike.

Naturally, like every of Spur, my brain switched into overdrive, running through not the next suitor for the Chelsea job but the possibility of a Mourinho move for ourselves. It’s going to have to be a European giant if not the Lane. So, how much does he want to stay in London? How much do we want him? How much is this going to get to Chelsea?

Did anyone read that article in the Sun which said that apparently Abramovich had a ten year plan involving Chelsea winning the Champions League twice?  Oh yeah? What else was in the plan? The finding of Lord Lucan, a cure for cancer, getting Joe Cole to add two numbers together? Well, whatever. The Special One has left the building and it’s made some fascinating football times. But…

…far more important today, and what would be adorning the papers if only the tabloids had the balls, is the arrival of Cypriot team Anthropomorphic Fanadjuster. As soon as this fixture came out we were all laughing or furrowing our brows trying to pronounce the name of their club but apparently their not quite as shit as we’d hoped.

I fucking hate fucking shit bag internet cafes that lose my fucking writing!

Right basically, I wrote some more stuff that amounted to:

  • Temuri Ketsbaia is their manager
  • They beat Athletico Bilbao before
  • They nearly beat Rangers in ‘94
  • Marian Pahars plays up front
  • We’ll still wipe the floor with them but they’ll be better than they we think

Then I wanted to show that clip of Ketsbaia kicking the shit out of that hoarding after scoring a goal against Bolton for Newcastle. But I couldn’t find it. Then the computer crashed. Now here I am again. So, if anyone can find that clip, do send us the link so we can take a peak. It does make me smile.

In the mean time I’m off to the game via a trip to Burger King to redeem a couple of 2-4-1 vouchers that’ve been burning a hole in my pocket. Let’s hope that’s not a formation we’ll have to resort to later.

Enjoy the game and remember, beware of Greeks baring bagels, or Greek Cypriots anyway, or Turkish Cypriots or whatever they are. How pc.

The Bagel.

11 Responses to “No way Jose?”

  1. Clock End Gooner Says:

    aaaww, bless you little yiddo’s!

    It’s gone completely quiet since we done you, at our 2nd home, on Saturday (2 titles clinched there? Keep up yids! ha ha) and then the second Jose’s left, you lot crawl back out of the woodwork and claim you will challenge for the title, if you Jose’!

    There’s my thinking, us handing you lot, your ass at the weekend, may have made you eat a slice of humble pie… but nope! It’s made you lot, ever more delusional, than you already are…!

    Bless your little cotton socks!

    OHH, WHAT A GOONER WEEK! FUCKING ‘AVE IT! ha ha

  2. Wilson Says:

    Gotta love those 2-4-1 Angus burgers!

    Btw on the Mourhino situation, see my post on the last thread…if you can be bothered.

  3. The Bagel Says:

    Yep, I hear you on the matter of football style but personally I never found Mourinho’s way of doing things that bad. It’s not like it he was Allardice or Graham.

    Btw, went for the Smokey Blue. It didn’t disappoint.

    The Bagel/Burger.

  4. Smart Says:

    If Jose leaves the Premiership its possibly the biggest personality since Brian Clough gone from our midst.

    That leaves us with the likes of Wenger and Fergie… although when I say personality…

  5. The Bagel Says:

    Thankfully, Steve McClaren’s left so that takes away some of the personality vacuum but if MJ’s going to leave as well, that’s big trouble. Someone’s going to have to draft in Ian Holloway or Rusty Lee.

    The Bagel.

  6. Clock End Gooner Says:

    Mourinho in Spurs Link…

    Jose Mourinho has already been linked with a move to Spurs, to kick start their Champions League qualification bid.

    When asked if a move to White Hart Lane was on the cards, Jose said: “I’m Special, but I’m not THAT f*cking special…”

  7. Clock End Gooner Says:

    I Will Survive by Martin Jol!!!!

    At 1st I was affraid I was petrified
    Kept thinking I could never turn spurs into a top 4 side
    I spent so many nights thinking how Stalteri did me wrong
    Perhaps I’m wrong, but ill just have to carry on
    And we’ll be back, into 5th place, Ill just wait untill the transfer window to sign another waste of space!
    I should have sold Paul Robinson I should have dropped him from the team
    If I had known for just 1 second he would concede more than rob greene
    Ok now go! Bent there;s the door dont turn around now coz you cant score goals any more
    werent you the 1 that cost more than Henry, I knew you’d crumble I would rather Emile Heskey

    Oh no coz I, I will survive As long as I win the next 6 games I no ill stay alive
    Ive got Tainio who is Shat and Huddlestone who’s just fat but ill survive I will survive!

    It took all the strength I had not to fall apart as I tried to keep Defoe’s relationship with his little tart, AND I spent so many nights trying on John barnes tights and oh I’ve cried, I want the spurs job till I die! And you see Keane, he hates me 2, I subbed him when we were winning then we went and f*****g drew

    And now im scratching my big chin, whats wrong with Ledley King, If im gona save my skin, ill need some politics style spin

  8. 1992Yido Says:

    6-1, looks like jols staying along with defoe, kissing the cockerel, yido yido!!!

    COYS!

  9. Wilson Says:

    Clock End, your a regular visitor to TEAMtalk aswell then?

    Bagel, I’ve still got 3 Angus burger vouchers :-D good old London lite or whatever it was.

  10. The Bagel Says:

    I’ve still got a couple myself but as delicious they are, junk food gives me the skin of a teenager. Not the look I’m after. Back to the five a day and unfortunately burger isn’t a fruit.

    The Bagel.

  11. digga Says:

    Am I the only one that feels ASHAMED that board have gone to Mourinho?
    If Jol turns around and says to Levy et al “you know what..give me my money by BACs, start again with another 40m with someone else and good !##*##! luck” I wouldn’t be surprised. Talk about undermining his position. There’s always been a big bullshit factor around the club and after the Arnesen affair it still seems to linger. 2 seasons in 5th, highest for probably around 2 decades and ‘we’ are determined to screw it up…again. The players support him and the fans support him. Board..wake up for …sake!

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