Good Morning
Now, I wasn’t going to write a post today, seeing as it’s my Birthday and all, but the best thing happened to me as I awoke next to the Lady Bagel this morning.
Steady.
I was presented with am envelope addressed to me which contained not just a normal card, not just a Spurs Birthday card but a Spurs birthday card with greetings form Robbo, Keano and Ledders on the front that plays ‘Glory, Glory Tottenham Hotpur’ when you open it. Best card I’ve ever received. What a lady.
I pushed my luck and asked her if we could make love in the Cockerel position, which I decided means her going on top and singing ‘It’s a Grand Old Team to Play For’ whilst I point up at her and go ‘Yiddo, Yiddo, Yiddo.’ But before she had time to answer I thought better of it. I love Spurs but I’m not sure I want to take it that far into the bedroom. A pair of knickers saying ‘Come on you Spurs’ for LB wouldn’t go amiss though.
The Bagel.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Dearest Bagel
Many Happy Returns.
Have a great day and hopefully 3 points will at the weekend will make it even better.
August 30th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
happy birthday bagel, my brother will probably be getting one of those cards on tuesday!! haha..
COYS
August 30th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Happy birthday Bagel, tho’ looks like it’s happy enough already
Shame about the party - next year eh?
August 31st, 2007 at 5:09 am
Happy birthday, Bagel!
August 31st, 2007 at 9:20 am
Happy Bagel, Birthday!..Oh, you know what I mean.
August 31st, 2007 at 10:48 am
As we say here in Cape town
Happy burfff day!!!
Have a lovely one mate.
August 31st, 2007 at 11:17 pm
Happy birthday, mazel tov, and all that.
September 1st, 2007 at 10:28 pm
happy birthday mate!!
you were unlucky aganst them manc c***s..should of had at least 1 pen!! come on yids it’s not much of a challenge yet to our 4th spot!!!
September 2nd, 2007 at 11:52 am
No birthday present for you Bagel.
Amazing how things change so fast in football, a month ago, the good ship spuds was gonna challenge for the blue ribbon, then, out of nowhere, a levyberg came out of nowhere and slammed into the side.
I want to gloat, I want you to be rubbish and laugh at you all the way to relegation.
But not like this.
It looks to me that MJ has lost / is loosing the dressing room. At any other time, yesterday would be just a blip, a freak result, these things happen in football - like they did to fulham on opening day - but the timing is such bad luck for MJ as he is being micro-analysed by all.
The decision to bring on dafoe for keane and dawson to shore things up was right, but it backfired.
The pressure now is so enormous, the analysis so minute, the concern / confidence of the fans clearly affecting the players, and all because levy is a twat.
This may be the best spuds team since ‘91, you may have had a good chance of challenging at the top, but your chairman has blown it for you.
I was looking forward to our closest / most detested / naive / bitter / deluded neighbours maybe actually throwing down the gauntlet, but I just can’t see it happening.
September 2nd, 2007 at 11:50 pm
The facts aren’t what bother me, it’s the groundless speculation. Saturday was shit and more than a little annoying but there has been and is nothing to suggest that MJ has lost or is losing the dressing room.
I don’t mind you gloating.
But not like this.
The Bagel.
September 3rd, 2007 at 12:30 am
Been away on hols but managed to see the last ten minutes of the Fulham game.
Now, I’m a bit of of a optamist, even though I cant spell it. But the way I see it is a couple of less spawny moments ie, last minute goals from Fulham and Sunderland and a deflection less agaisnt ManU and we would be be riding a litlle bit higher.
And Mr Bale looks a bit good doesnt he?
September 23rd, 2007 at 7:18 am
Could Bale become the Welsh left-footed Beckham with more pace and trickery?
We’ve got a real ‘hot-prospect’ here lads.