THE BAGEL WILL RETURN AT THE END OF THE WEEK

That’s it.

The Bagel.

13 Responses to “THE BAGEL WILL RETURN AT THE END OF THE WEEK”

  1. Greedo Says:

    You better return crustier than ever.

  2. tJ Says:

    “Ohh why are we baking, we are donut-making….”

    (best I could do at short notice)

  3. Yid of the Norf Says:

    tJ

    Quite a good effort really! Probably better that I could come up with.

    Looks like Darren Bent is about to pull a Spurs shirt on, the amount of money alledgedly being spent does not sit weel with me, but if he comes up with the goods, my beloved first born son stays, Keano keeps tapping in to that rich vein of goals, we get a Mido’s bags packed ready for his move to…… wherever! Finally & personally, I would like the Little Yid to stay, but all the speculation is that he is likely to go… We’ll just have to wait & see

    Bagel, oh Bagel, what gems of the fabled transfer market have you to place before the altar of the glorious great beast (known otherwise as the massed Spurs fans) now that you have returned from your quest

    COYS!

  4. Yid of the Norf Says:

    Ok Bagel

    We’re getting worried now, where are you?

    Bent has signed, as we all now know, Faubert looks on his way to pestham (though I’m sure I’m joined by most Spurs fans in that most of us were hoping the natural left winger would come to The Lane)

    Still, things appear to be remaining on track for the capture of Kaboul, though that no doubt means the departure of someone from the central defence, so is Gardner on his way? (though he has made noises wishing to stay) or is Rocha in for a shorter than expected stay, after his less than impressive first season in the premiership? And besides, it does bring us back to the age old question of “what are we going to do about the left wing?” which, let’s face it, has remained reallistically vacant since Ginola departed The Lane. Faubert seemed the remidy to me!

    COYS!

  5. 1992Yido Says:

    yeah bagel im starting to think you’ve been kidnaped by some gooners or something!! COYS!

  6. El Caveman Says:

    Anymore word on this Nakamura offer? Please, bagel, come back with some good news. COYS

  7. dude Says:

    The Bagel should get his ass back pronto.

  8. Greedo Says:

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    “David Beckham’s new side LA Galaxy want Dec out of And and Dec to attend trials after the Geordie TV legend impressed chiefs with his finishing during a kickabout with Robbie Williams. (Daily Star)”

  9. Yid of the Norf Says:

    Ok gentlemen, the Bagel has until 09:00 hours Tuesday 3rd July to break cover & make contact

    Once the deadline has passed, I propose we arrange to assemble at The Lane at 10:00 hours (syncronise watches now) Once aasembled, we will establish plans for the dangerous mission of Search & Rescue

    This message will self distruct in five seconds

    COYS!

  10. Hornchurch Yids Says:

    I reckon that the fairer sex has had a hand in Bagel’s disappearance. I don’t suppose he put up much of a fight.

    Hopefully we will get a good “match report”l?

    YIDS!

  11. 1992Yido Says:

    if he takes any longer he’ll return moldy, and i think your probably right Hornchurch Yid…

    COYS!

  12. Adie Says:

    I saw him down the Holloway road wearing a gooner shirt. I’m concerned

  13. Jimmy ticket Says:

    he’s missing in action- if not mouldy he’ll certainly be crusty.

    COYS

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