Vote Bagel
The Metro Newspaper and Ask.com have teamed up to run a ‘Best of British Blogs’ competition for 2007. Three guesses as to what The Bagel’s about to ask. If you need a clue it’s written above.
Navigate here and nominate your favourite blog, which of course is this one. Tell them why and then tell all your friends to do the same. There’s a rather tiresome but breif registration process but the Roll With The Hole here would be most appreciative if you could make the effort on his behalf.
Thank you one and all,
The Bagel.
March 1st, 2007 at 1:57 am
Bagel
After your gracious remarks to my comments on my eldest son Dimitar, a vote for you was the least I could do
I’m currently trying to trace Nadia via the internet, but I’m a little apprehensive as I’m not sure what paternity laws are in Bulgaria… I may owe an absolute fortune in back dated maintenance payments!
March 1st, 2007 at 9:26 pm
That’s true but it could be in some currency that may only amount to the price of the bus fare to WHL, but then that’s probably quite a lot from Manchester or Sofia.
You never know though. The minute Nadia sees the apple of her eye, all thoughts of compensation may be forgotten. In fact, yourself and Daniel Levy could have a custody battle on your hands.
The Bagel.
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:46 am
A custody battle with Mr Levy? I don’t think I can match the same amount in bangers & mash he’ll shell out in solicitors fees!
Anyway, maybe I should give Nadia (with all due respect Dimitar to your dear Mum) a wide berth. After all, she was built for comfort not speed! & I do need to look after my status quo with Mini-Yid of the Norf & his dear Mum, my lovely wife Scottish-Yid… Don’t want to upset the apple cart & all that!
But take it as read, pending any DNA tests, Dimitar is my long lost son from that memorable two weeks in Bulgaria & my overactive teenage loins!
March 3rd, 2007 at 10:45 am
Done my bit, nominated you and included a little extract from your genius description of ‘The Keane Machine’…didn’t do the whole blog justice of course, but I suggested they take a look themselves too.
Good luck, Bagel.
Wilson
March 4th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Thanks for the vote, Wilson. Much appreciated.
The Bagel.