The Perfect Draw - Part 2 (Berba loves us)

Sure I said there were transfer twitterings to discuss but how can I start any post in any way planned when quotes like these turn up from our beloved new striker after the weekend’s drubbing at Craven Cottage:

“The fans are awesome. During the whole game I felt like we were in our own ground, not on Fulham’s. You could hear our fans miles away.”

Ahh it takes me back, all that way to three days ago. You could hear us miles away. You could hear us all the way down the Fulham Palace Road. That’s the beauty of Fulham fans. They wouldn’t even kick you in if you sang in their faces, spat on their scarves and burnt Chris Coleman in front of them. In fact they’d probably take you back to theirs for cakes and tea and a delightful discussion of just how fantastic Keano’s goals were. Love those Fulham fans but not as much as I love Berbatov and it makes me beam (I’m beaming) to know he loves us too.

So rather gutted I’m stuck in beautiful down town Harlow for the day. The only plus side is that there is a Spurs store here and should I need to recharge my crumbs, all I have to do is walk in and finger a few of the t-shirts and DVD’s and perhaps one of the shopgirls as well. What’ll do if I’ve got a minute is give the Goodison tickets away to some lucky street Spur. I’d hate to see them go to waste.

So yes, those players under the bagel spotlight. Like Wenger, let’s start with the youngest and today that’s Shrewsbury’s Dave Edwards. Dave’s been playing for the Wales U21 side as well as doing his bread and butter over at the gayest of meadows. Do they really say,

We are Shrewsbury, we are Shrewsbury, super Shrewsbury from Gay Meadow, we are super Shrewsbury, we are Shrewsbury, from Gay Meadow?’

I just can’t help picturing them training in fields filled with butterflies and rabbits on those last hazy sunny days of a summer time, skipping about as they pass the ball to and fro. Just doesn’t really conjure the idea of a hard working football unit but maybe it gives them that Dennis Wise kind of little man with big chip on shoulder angle. ‘Don’t call me gay!’

However it works, it seems they’ve produced a 21 year old attacking midfielder that’s caught the attention of Damien Comolli and hopefully MJ as well. He’s no push over at 5′11″ and 11 stone 1 except just with his head just here…

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…appearing to have been caught playing ‘I’ll crush your head’ while he should’ve been concentrating on the game.

Little else is known about this kid, except that he’s good enough to have been selected for Wales at U21 level (Not quite sure how good that makes him) and he is rather injury prone having picked up one or two issues with both thigh and ankle but he seems to have been fine now for the bets part of a year, so no need to start thinking he’s another Sicknote.

Hard to tell how genuine all this is and he’s a little old now to still be undiscovered by a Premiership club but then he is nearly out of contract and he could well be worth a punt at a cut price deal of Bosman pounds.

Stay tuned for Part 3.

Another bagel bite.

The Bagel.

5 Responses to “The Perfect Draw - Part 2 (Berba loves us)”

  1. Hornchurch Yids Says:

    Bagel, gutted for you that you had to give up the tickets and to miss out on an excellent win.

    It was a great away performance from our boys. Also matched by another excellent showing from all the YIDS who travelled.

    Norway Spurs were there with their “Spurs on Tour - Norway” flag on display. Maybe it was Erik Thorstvedt and his family?

    I’m betting you love Berby even more this morning? His finish was pure class.

  2. The Bagel Says:

    A shame indeed but it’s the points that counts, as what do points mean? Places hopefully, UEFA ones.

    The Norway Spurs sound fantastic. You’ve got to love those Scandys. I wonder if they have my equivalent out there, The Schmorgesbord?

    Glad to hear we were in fine song and even glad you were there to represent. You must have been singing all the way home.

    The Bagel.

  3. Yid of the Norf Says:

    Hello Bagel

    With Berby declaring his undying love for us & us unquestionably returning such affection, I thought I must make it my task no, quest to find out the original tune of that sweetest of chants that we afford the great Bulgarian

    It’s called “La Donna Mobile” from the Mozart opera “Le Nozze Di Figaro” & it literally translates as The Woman Is Mobile, but is intended to mean The Woman with Loose Morals, which sounds good to me! We’ve all met a few of them in our time! Not that this reflects in anyway on our Berby, other than his flirtatious, tantalising displays in front of the opposition goal, showing to all just what a talented, bitch funky sex machine he really is!

    COME ON YOU SPURS!

  4. The Bagel Says:

    Excellent work O ye of the North,

    Have you had a look at the page on Wikipedia. You can hear some tenor singing all the wrong words to it…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_donna_%C3%A8_mobile

    Always good to have a touch of beauty & grandeur about our club.

    Tha Bagel.

  5. Yid of the Norf Says:

    I’ll save that for the weekend as I’m at work now (Sssshhhhhh!)

    But it looks like I’m wrong about not only the composer, but the opera aswell! Apparently it’s from Rigoletto by Giuseppe Verdi, but hey, it sounds bloody marvelous when put to the new words at The Lane, or anywhere we are visiting

    I’ll be linking up to a London Radio broadcasting the match on Saturday & no doubt scaring the neighbours with my celebrations!

    COME ON YOU SPURS!

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