Bagel flash - tickets for Everton vs. Tottenham

Disaster has struck. Owing to reasons most foul and most probably the work of either Sam Allardyce or the Paedo or both The Bagel and my mate Charlie (a Yiddo through and through) are unable to make tomorrow night’s clash of revenge against the blue half of Liverpool. So, I have two tickets available for the game up for grabs. Shout quick if you want them and we’ll try to sort out getting them from A to B.

Yours briefly,

The Bagel

(in voice only, typed by the sister of the Bagel, The Croissant)

2 Responses to “Bagel flash - tickets for Everton vs. Tottenham”

  1. Yid of the Norf Says:

    Hello Bagel

    I’d snap your hand off, but there’s no way we can get together to make the exchange (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) a nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat… Where did all that come from? I must have thought I was the french poo for a moment! Wow, I’m glad I awoke from that nightmare… Eeeuuuurrrggghhhh!

    Anyway, meanwhile, COME ON YOUR SPURS!

  2. The Bagel Says:

    Next time. I’ll try to sort these things out within postage time but COME ON YOU SPURS indeed.

    The Bagel.

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