Watford Woe, Little Aaron & Lashings of Georgie Thompson
Monday passed and not a peep from The Bagel regarding the weekend’s action. Strange? Well, yes and no. Mostly yes but enough no for me to realise that I have a problem. I haven’t been dealing with my issues and no place is it clearer than right here and right now. The Bagel has ignored our frustrating draw against Watford. To consider this game would be a danger to myself, a danger to those about me and most likely a danger to my keyboard and any breakables in general but unleash the beast I must and there is no way more eloquent, with which I can express my feelings than with this:
Tits.
Yes, big round tits. Big, great, floppy, bags of tit. Two sodding points down the bastard tube. I’m not saying we deserved them. I don’t think we did but you’ve really got to be looking to take 6 points off the newly promoted sides. It’s this kind of sloppiness that keeps us from the Champions League and it’s probably the same kind of sloppiness that has allowed Noel Edmonds back on television. Yes, we’re undefeated in seven and that’s good for the soul but as Michael Dawson puts it,
“We want the three points in every game so we are not happy, but it is another clean sheet and as a defender and back-five unit it is what you want.
“It is winning games that really matters though.” “Oh and I hate Noel Edmonds,” he later added privately to myself.
It’s winning games that really matters though. So, let’s start mattering.
The Bagel and Co. were denied tickets to Vicarage Road due to a miniscule allocation and the grossly unfair Tottenham Loyalty Point Scheme and call me big breaded but somehow I feel had the team my live support it may just have been a different story. After all, I do have a 100% record at away games so far this season. How is it that the people who have enough points to go are then awarded with further points? How about having to spend points in order to attend certain oversubscribed fixtures? But I guess that’s a bagel for another time.
Did anyone manage to go? How was Lennon on the left? Rather upset he didn’t manage to sink 1 in the 4 chances he had. I understand that this is a part of his game as yet unworked on and to be fair our strikers are hardly showing Little Aaron the way this season. How about locking him inside WHL with a bag full of footballs, Paul Robinson, a rotation of our strikers and a bucket of Pro Plus?
‘I’m sorry Aaron but you can’t go home until you’ve netted 50 in a row against England’s No.1.’ That’ll learn him. You see if he misses another chance again.
The other option and I’m loathed to suggest this, is play for a penalty. I’m not saying dive but draw the tackle. I’m sorry, I’ve just been sick. I can’t believe I suggested that. Sorry, I’ve been sick again and although the pool of vomit about my feet is eating into my trainers as we speak, I must finish this point while it’s in my head. I hate play like that, I really do but I hate not winning and I’d hate for us to have a depressingly mediocre season in the league. The cups are great and I’m glad we’re in them but a little domestic ruthlessness wouldn’t go a miss if it means our better players will stay at the club. Ouch, ouch, ok mopping up…
As for the Lennon on the left angle, I recall reading a fan on a forum back in August, saying that anyone who wanted to play Lennon on the left was a Gooner. At the time, I thought these were the words of some spotty little youth with no imagination but apparently the Radio 5 Live team have been replaced by a group greasy little teens because they couldn’t seem to understand why Little Aaron was on wrong side either. I’ve always felt that it’s something that’s well within the pace man’s capabilities seeing is he is just that and not about long accurate crosses. In fact, I often dreamed in my dreamier hours, in between fantasies Georgie Thompson, mountains of salt beef and a near fatal car accident involving Thierry Henry, of having two pace wingers on the wrong flanks, with little choice but to come inside onto their better feet and shoot and look what I found. I think MJ’s been reading The Bagel’s play book again…
‘On the left he can come in on his right foot, and he has the potential to become as good a scorer as Robbie Keane,’ says MJ on the subject of Little Aaron.
‘We will have to work on his finishing. He had chances to win the game for us.
‘But he has a big talent. It was a new experience for him to play on the left. On the right he is there to give a service but I decided to use him on the other side and it almost paid off.
‘How good can he be? If you create three chances in one half as a wing player you are pretty talented. But we know that.
‘He will be more productive, he wants to be a top player, and I want him to develop. Already he beats his man eight times out of 10 - who else can do that apart from Shaun word omitted-Phillips?’
That’s a very good point. Who else can do that except Shaun Phillips? Didn’t I read something about him just last week? More on that later in the second part of Transfer Catch Up.
Sounds like we’ll be seeing Little Aaron on the left again some time soon and hopefully I’ll get to judge the experience with my eyes rather than just my ears next time.
Until then keep your bagels and your pants dry.
The Bagel.
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October 31st, 2006 at 11:27 am
What’s all this about Beckham being linked with Spurs? Is it just your turn, or is there more to it? Does the bagel actually want him? Not exactly short of midfielders are you?
It’s about as likely to happen as a move to Israel (also in the papers yesterday)… but why are only Spurs being linked with him out of the whole premiership?
October 31st, 2006 at 11:30 am
Because we’re the one’s trying to launch a new range of clothing. No time to answer just now but this will be addressed. Believe.
The Bagel.