Comments on: The Queen is a Yiddo

By: The Bagel

The Bagel — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:16:55 +0000

Nice. Their embarrassment was most amusing when the plaque was revealed and still read ‘as opened by the Queen.’ Not sure why they didn’t save the blushes and just get Freddie Ljungberg to do it.

The Bagel.

By: H.R.H. Greedo I

H.R.H. Greedo I — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:25:45 +0000

Some other P.P. classics:

To some Britons in Hungary: “You can’t have been here that long - you haven’t got a pot belly.”
To a student who had trekked through Papua New Guinea: “So you managed not to get eaten then?”
To a blind woman with a guide dog: “Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?”
To Tom Jones after the Royal Variety show: ‘What did you gargle with - pebbles?”
When asked for his secret of dealing with talking in public: “Never pass up the chance to go to the loo or take a poo.”

And my personal favourite:

To Lord Taylor of Warwick (who is black): “So, what exotic part of the world do you come from?” Lord Taylor: “Birmingham”.

Brilliant.

By: Smart

Smart — Fri, 27 Oct 2006 08:08:01 +0000

Apparently the reason Queenie didnt visit the Arab Stadium is because she felt that one curly grey haired eccentric German pensioner at Arsenhole was enough already.

Ithangyall