Calm Down, Calm Down

The captain has switched off the ’seat belt’ sign, the plane has taxied to the gate and yes, ladies and gentlemen, The Bagel has landed. No sooner am I back in The Bakery and The Bagel is at his desk compiling the daily bread and strange chewy doe like mixture it is today with its fair share of malted bits, the odd current and always a touch of the rye.

Injuries are the talk of the day with MJ ruing our luck or lack of it. We were somewhat blessed last season with 95% of our squad fit 95% of the time and I think we’re just going to have to get used to being without the a few first choicers throughout the rest of the campaign. Every manager knows it happens and I can’t bare ones that whinge about it in the press and before this is construed as an attack on our Joly Orange Giant, I must impress that I don’t think this is what he is doing. What he has been saying is that we’re missing Berbatov, Lennon and whole lot of width. We’ll all agree there. But combine this with the persistence of the same starting XI and bench combination and one starts to wonder if we shouldn’t perhaps try something else?

Liverpool was never going to be an easy game but the stats were rather telling with the fact that the Scousers conceded no corners at all. It does mean all our attacks are rather predictable and as much as set piece play is rather dull, there’s nothing like 8 men charging at your goal in one big scrum to shit up and at least jolt any team’s defence; a softener if you will, before some more fluid play.

We all know that we have wider options in the form of Reto Zeigler, a possible double left of Lee and Benoit Unpronounceable and many other midfielders to try in place of Danny Murphy, who just still isn’t cutting the mustard and The Bagel knows his mustard. It must be yellow, it must be strong and it must shoot up the sinuses at precisely the right moment.

We could use Ghaly or Huddlestone instead and JJ or Zokora as the attacking midfielder or even Edgar for Pete’s sake. He’s not afraid of a surging run. I understand that with the exception of JJ, these names are not forward specialists like Murphy is supposed to be but if he’s not doing the job then what’s the point. He gets one more chance from The Bagel but after that I’ll be having words.

And it’s not only our main squad that has been upset by injuries. Young Terry Dixon (hazardously close to Kerry Dixon) our 16 year old super player, if all hype is to be believed, has dislocated his knee cap. Sounds painful and rather careless as well. Despite being picked for the Republic squad, he hasn’t really had much of a run out and this fresh worry isn’t going to help much. Get well soon Tezza.

In news hardly mentioned or so it seems to The Bagel, the Carling Cup draw has taken place and we’ve been lined up to play football in the home of the concrete cows. The MK Dons will be fighting it out with our mighty Spurs for a place in the last sixteen. Martin Allen has come out saying that they’re going to have us and I’m up for this kind of challenge. We can’t go out to minnows again…can we?

And just in case you’ve stopped mulling over yesterday’s potentials, here’s another for further rumination. Odd Grenland and I’ll agree with them there, are a top flight Norwegnian club with a certain young Swedish defender by the name of Per Nilsson. You never would have guessed he was Scandinavian, would you. He is a central defender by trade and about the right size at 6′3″. Here’s his head…

http://fotball.adressa.no/multimedia/archive/00033/Pelle_Nilsson_33027f.jpg

…in wide screen. Someone out there has rated Per as one of the top young defenders in Europe. Sounds ok so far, right? So, why is it that the only club that’s been after him so far is Sunderland? These offers have been rejected by the Tippeligaen club (that’s the top league to you and I), which at least shows that he’s better then England’s truest yo-yo club but it doesn’t exactly inspire confidence either… but…what the hell. Chuck ‘em 2 or 3 mill and spin the wheel, eh? It’s pocket change these days.

By the way, did any of you lot see how ‘made up’ those Scousers where the other day? Eh? Eh? Eh?

http://www.aebc.com/tec/scousers.jpg

Ferry cross The Bagel.

The Bagel.

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One Response to “Calm Down, Calm Down”

  1. Dr. Greedo Says:

    A dislocated knee cap occurs when the triangular bone covering the knee (the Patella) moves or slides out of place. This displacement usually occurs toward the outside of the leg, rather than inwards.

    Patella Dislocation usually occurs as a result of sudden direction changes while running when the knee is under stress or occasionally as a direct result of impact injury.

    Doctors are at odds to the best way to remedy this injury, with splints, bandage and cast all with their supporters. All doctors agree however that a period of 3 weeks immobilisation is essential followed by another three weeks of physiotherapy.

    In general, surgery is more effective in preventing recurrences of dislocation because skeletal and muscular components of the patellofemoral joint and extensor mechanism are realigned; however, surgery also has risks. In a patient with normal anatomy, surgery should be considered an option after all conservative treatments are unsuccessful.

    So there you go.

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