Beef Bagel

And how smug do we all feel this morning? Another day, another three Premiership scalps. We’ve already done well to still be in the League Cup. I wish it was still called ‘The Milk Cup’. Sounds so much better than all the other sponsors it’s had since. At least Carling’s better than ‘The Worthington Cup’ though. That title did it no favours at all. Who wanted to win a cup full of bad quality, warm, northern beer. You can just imagine Ledley going to pick it up with one hand, hold it down by his waste, have a cursory peer in and go, ‘Um…have you got anything else? No? Well, ok maybe I’ll just take the medal.’

How about a more desirable sponsor? What about ‘ The D-Cup’ if sponsored by Brooke Bond D (or would that be ‘The Tea Cup’) or what about if the Disney estate were responsible for it? Then it would be no doubt that it was ‘The Mickey Mouse Cup’? Food for thought anyway.

So, Liverpool end their goal drought, eh? Not the best of timing. Perhaps at least they’ll be a little more tired than us by the weekend. I know, I’m clutching at straws. I’m sure we’d all be thrilled with any kind of point haul up at Anfield on Saturday. We’re looking for our first league win there since 1986. Doesn’t bode too well, does it? Still, records are there for the breaking and Saturday’s as good a day as any.

As it goes, The Bagel can handle a loss up there. It’s the further rise in ‘Jol out’ comments that I can’t, along with my honourable friend, Mr.Smart. In fact, it’s just going to make me angry if I start talking about it and I wouldn’t want to make a scene in a foreign country where I don’t speak the language, that is unless anyone knows the Spanish for, ‘My apologies officer, I merely intended for my laptop to be embedded in the wall and I’m not sure if my ten pound travel insurance will cover his medical needs, the call out of the veterinary surgeon and the dry cleaning bill.’

Some news of marginal interest is that Arsenal are now into debt to the tune of £100m. A nice round figure, I think we’ll all agree. I’m sure it wont phase them, unless the cataclysmic cup exits and poor league form as hoped for by all in blue and white actually do come true. I’d love to see the heavies go round to collect on it. Just imagine David Dein’s head in an eye-popping vice and Wenger’s knee caps being Black ‘n Deckered, while in the background, Henry is carted off and liquidated by the bailiffs, quite literally. Fingers crossed, eh.

Well, that’s enough for now. I’ve a holiday to be getting on with.

The rain in Spain stays nowhere near The Bagel.

The Bagel.

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