I tell you, that rum bagel was heavy. In fact, it still is. I’m lashed, it’s late, I’m leathered. The candles are a blur.

Can’t believe I get home and there’s still no solid signings. I’m settling down tomorrow for a full day with the web and the news. Stay tuned. We’ll make it through.

How many candles will you be sticking on the Birthday Bagel then?

By the way, that rum bagel sounds nice!

Anyway, back to footballing matters… well when I say footballing I use that term loosely as I too have seen us linked with Zenden.

Somebody awaken me from this nightmare…