The Iceman Cometh?
It’s all very quiet today. A little too quiet if everything I’ve been led to believe in films is true. This smells like the calm before the storm and when I say storm, I mean typical Spurs-like out of the blue kind of signing.
Most likely a player we’ve never heard of. Some Eskimo, apologies Inuit, currently playing in Greenland, having been taught ice-hole football by the Polar Bears up in the frosty tundra. You can imagine the rules. No scratching, biting or catching of salmon. A clubbed seal for the match ball and you can forget about sliding in for a tackle unless you want to spend the next fifteen minutes walking back to the pitch.
I can see it now, tragically overlooked by the big clubs of Europe for years because of a temperamental left knee and an unquenchable odor of fish but thanks to new developments in bionic microsurgery and Glade Plug Ins, he now has a foot quite literally like a traction engine. That or Fergie’s been clogging up the fax machine again. I love the way we do business.
The only genuine, and I use the word loosely, news of any use is a reported interest in the multi named and multitalented Lomana Tresor Lua Lua. Not really sure he’s the man we need, despite being an excellent player. Harry, of course, doesn’t want him to leave, who would, but he’s probably fed up of playing at the most substandard ground in the Premiership. They’ve got great fans. Well, loud ones anyway. Well, when I say loud I mean they ring a bell and sing ‘Pompey player, player Pompey.’ It’s not the most imaginative of chants but then most of them probably can’t read or write. I’m impressed they can speak, albeit just the two words.
Even if the story goes anywhere and I doubt it will, Lua Lua would be in more or less direct competition with both Robbie and the little Yiddo. There’s enough talent in that position and the man would want to play and play he could at just about any club he chose. Unless, of course, he fancies playing on the left………..nah.
Oh yes. There was just one more thing (I feel like Columbo). Did anyone notice the departure of Asier Del Horno from Chelsea? Yes, indeed, the chain begins. Del Horno to Valencia, Ashley Cole to Chelsea, Bridge to…us? Maybe. I’ll keep you posted.
Bagel filled and ready for digestion.
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