Beef Bagel

I suppose with our chat, that we’ve all still been enjoying this morning, I should actually give Rangers keeper Allan McGregor the full Bagel, you know, seeing as the Perfect Juan is supposedly preparing a £9m bid for the Hugh Hefner of goalies.

Allan James McGregor was born on the streets of Edinburgh. Well, in one of the hospitals more likely but it makes him sound tough but tough he must be because at 6′ tall he’s effectively a midget in the keeping world and he’s not even 12 stone either; 11st 9lbs is what I’m reading and that makes him about the size of a Chimbonda minus the corn rolls. Here’s his head…

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Well, it’s official, the rumour mill has exploded. The sails lie half buried in the earth, the grindstone in orbit and nonsensical fractured jumbles of stories litter blogs, websites and pages of the world. “Midfield wonderkid Michael Dawson to join Bronby on 7-year contract loan for 300,000 quid a week,” “Ronaldo to decide his future by yesterday as Stoke come in for the veteran keeper,” and “Sven Goran Eriksson takes over as Mexico boss.”

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